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S is for scales

Submitted by louisa underdown on 17 Nov 2002 22:55


Where possible unscrew the casing on her bathroom scales, add weights and reseal\r\n\r\nnext time she weighes herself she will beleive she has put on weight and therefore go jogging for an hour.\r\n\r\nan oportune time for you to get her out of her hair leaving you to have a wank\r\n\r\nthis also works extremely well prior to her period her body will have retained extra water, she will also have more energy prior to coming on, and so will go jogging for 2 hours leaving you to finger your arse while you have a wank

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