Submitted by louisa underdown on 17 Nov 2002 21:34
Most people (men) would assume that an anniversary is something they have to worry about following marriage, but alas no even if you dont marry the frigid bitch you still have to celebrate anniversaries for reference i have listed a few memorable dates:-\r\n\r\nThe day you first spoke\r\nyour first date\r\nyour first shag * (if shes from basildon these will occur in reverse order)\r\nthe first time you she said i love you\r\nThe first time you said i love you and meant it(dont worry this wont occur for a few years yet)\r\nthe first time she gave you head and made you cum without using her hand\r\nThe first time you had anal sex (the only one she will forget)( after walking in with flowers YOu: here you go hunny Her: whats this ? You: dont you know what day it is today? Her: ermm yes of course, erm i would have got you something but i really needed some new shoes, You: never mind you can give me my present later her: ok , so if i was going to send you a card what sort occasion should i put you: hunny dont you remember?, you know how last week was the anniversary of our first macdonalds? well today its the anniversary of the first time we had anal sex and i got an idea how to celebrate Her: Is it? Her : OH SHIT!\r\n\r\nNo matter has happened she will remember it and curse you every time you dont!\r\n
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