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F is for farting

Submitted by louisa underdown on 17 Nov 2002 21:39


Just a note to say if you must fart in bed air it out dont duck the unsuspecting guest's head under the duvet shouting GET A WHIFF OF THAT. This is discusting even if you are a bird.\r\n\r\nhowever you are forgiven if you have eaten brussells pate which strangely smells the same as it did when you ate it

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