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Man Eyes

Submitted by Julia Sewell on 16 Nov 2002 15:46


Man Eyes are the terrible affliction your loved one had when looking for anything, for instance, a jar of Marmite in the cupboard, the door is opened, they look with their 'Man Eyes'and simply cannot find it, so they call from whatever important job you are doing, i.e watching Eastenders,rescuing spiders or the like, and, lo and behold, the illusive item is there, staring you in the face, right at the front.

Man Eyes can, however, always light upon a voluptuous cleavage peeking over a top, from a distance of 50 yards or more.

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